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mettaton icon by Lpscutemay100mettaton icon by Lpscutemay100
Steven Universe Fan Button (UPDATED) by ButtonsMaker
Peridot Fan Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge
Garnet Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Amethyst Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Pearl Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Steven Universe (character) Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Ruby Fan Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge
Sapphire Fan Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge
Lapis Lazuli Fan Button by TaffytaMuttonfudge



Favorite SU characters:

I love them all, but my favorites are
Peridot
Garnet
Amethyst (she needs more love from the fans. She's a great character.)
And Steven!


Undertale Fan Button by DerseDragon
Undertale Papyrus fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Undyne fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Toriel fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Frisk fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Sans fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Mettaton fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Temmie fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Asriel fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Alphys fan button by SilverFlame666
Undertale Asgore fan button by SilverFlame666

I literally can't choose a favorite UT character. They're all so lovable ^.^

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EpicRandomCat115
A faceplanting cat
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Hi! I'm EpicRandomCat, and I am awesome. I just went into my freshmen year of high school, wish me luck. Plus, I like Undertale, Steven universe, and Harry potter. My favorite animal is a cat, as you can tell by my name. I can draw cats, anthros, and humans. I live with both my mom and dad, and my dad owns a buisiness that sells fashion jewelry. My favorite season is autumn. I just love all of the beautiful colors of the leaves, and the temperature is just right. Anyway, thanks for visiting my page, and I hope you enjoy my art!

Some of my great original sayings-
"A cookie is a cookie, no matter how crumbly or doughy"
~EpicRandomCat
"If someone insults me, I ignore them. But if anyone insults one of my friends, I GO FOR THE KILL"
~EpicRandomCat
"I don't know why that sounds wrong, but it does"
~EpicRandomCat
"Life is like a never ending roller coaster-- it goes up, then down, then takes a sudden turn sideways, and makes a giant loop, repeating over and over, going over and under obstacles, through dark tunnels, and then up again. Sometimes, it even goes off of the tracks, and everything goes crazy, but it always finds its way back, and continues its journey to eternity."
~EpicRandomCat
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like me... SHOULD BE DOING THEIR F**KING HOMEWORK!
~EpicRandomCat
Best friends one DA
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You go through a mysterious portal and ended up in a parallel dimension. It seems that everything is the exact opposite of what the world is like today. After further investigation, you find out that the United States has been taken over by a totalitarian government, and the people are miserable and poor. You enter an abandoned building, trying to hide from the rest of society to avoid being noticed. You hear soft footsteps coming up behind you, and as you turn around, you bump right into another person--- who looks exactly like yourself! You have met your parallel dimension counterpart!
What would you do next? Leave your answer in the comments!

Bonnie Point Commission Open Stamp by Ink-cartoonChica Requests Closed Stamp by Ink-cartoonFoxy Art Trades Closed Stamp by Ink-cartoonToy Bonnie Roleplays Open Stamp by Ink-cartoon



I am a Yes - FNAF Stamp by AngelOfThe9thRuneFNAF fan stamp by dazza1008FNAF stamp by pastel--colorsBoth Bonnie's are guys.:Stamp:. by NightlightWishMangle is a gal.:stamp:. by NightlightWish

Black Knight Stamp by RobotMaster3Coconuts Migrate stamp by SailorSolarThe Monty Python God Stamp by chiyokinsFrenchman Stamp by WickedWriterYou Silly Kiiiinigit by Stock7000Knights Who Say Ni Stam by PyroStorm

Logout Stamp by NightlightWish

:thumb544867157:PERIDOT by hallucinationgalaxycrystal cuties by daukayaiGarnet Stamp by P0ddoStamp Steven 2 by MiharuyYoitePeridot Stamp by Twinky-05Peridot Toilet Escape by Moonlight-pendent13

Omega Flowey Stamp (F2U) by DrawPaleo
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SmilyPuppy Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! Dont'cha remember me?
remember that rayman pixel art? or other stuff?
ya know, i did more art! ye gotta see it!
and merry christmas!
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SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
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SmilyPuppy Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
stahp hatinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016
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shEs a BIATcH and deServes tO DIe
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EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That really fucking burns, man
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SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016
I did good
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EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck
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SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016
U
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SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016
R u alive
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EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No
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